So... it has been a while, more than a while even! It's been an age!
My internet connection has been absolute shit, like a big steaming pile of cow shit (fell face-first into a cowpat when I was a kid, ah country life, how you have shaped my early memories for the better ) and I have been incapable of loading anything other than Facebook, Youtube and the occasional Wikipedia page. Fun times, and no DA for me
Anyway. An update would be in order then? An update for nobody to read. Here goes
Patrick! Patrick is my life lately. No, not a boyfriend, brother or fabulous gay friend - not even a human. My baby cockatiel, Patrick. He is my life lately. He and my other aminals. He's 6 months old now, and already talking! and humping everything in his cage (adolescent males, what can I say?) He says his name, and it. is. ADORABLE! There's a noise he adds at the beginning of his name sometimes that we're pretty sure is hello. So he'd be saying "Hello Patrick!" but this is also the word he repeats over and over when he's humping around in his cage. So either he's a very social little humper, or it's not a hello at all Maybe "horny Patrick" is what he's going for XD (His new nickname is Patrick the Fucknugget - can you guess why?)
That paragraph appeared out of nowhere. Wow. I am exhausted and cranky after the day I've had, and this goshawful Australian heat! so my brain works in strange ways. As the non-existent people reading this would have already seen. No apologies for the swearing either The brain gets tired, the fancy language goes, and in come the fucks, shits and buggers.
Photography... So I got my new camera a while ago. But most of my memory cards are just full of Patrick and Zoe, and crappy little experiments with light and composition that I've been doing in order to get used to the manual settings on a Nikon. So that's at a standstill, unless you enjoy being bombarded with cute cockatiel moments.
Also! I've been taking videos of Patrick, with my phone and my HD camera. Depends what's on hand. And most of said videos are here: youtube.com/billabong9494
Writing = not happening. At all. Life is too empty for me to be writing. Sorry.
I must go now - movies to watch, games to be playing, money to be earned - you know the deal