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Lazy by Aliswan Lazy :iconaliswan:Aliswan 1 2 Caged by Aliswan Caged :iconaliswan:Aliswan 1 0 Showgirl by Aliswan Showgirl :iconaliswan:Aliswan 1 1 For the love of horses by Aliswan For the love of horses :iconaliswan:Aliswan 2 1 Horseface by Aliswan Horseface :iconaliswan:Aliswan 0 2 Good Afternoon by Aliswan Good Afternoon :iconaliswan:Aliswan 3 0 Majestic Little Creature by Aliswan Majestic Little Creature :iconaliswan:Aliswan 3 1 Field of Dreams by Aliswan Field of Dreams :iconaliswan:Aliswan 2 1 Apple! by Aliswan Apple! :iconaliswan:Aliswan 0 0 Pure joy by Aliswan Pure joy :iconaliswan:Aliswan 1 1 To tease a cheetah by Aliswan To tease a cheetah :iconaliswan:Aliswan 0 1 I'm a butterfly ^_^ by Aliswan I'm a butterfly ^_^ :iconaliswan:Aliswan 0 0 Dat pout by Aliswan Dat pout :iconaliswan:Aliswan 1 0 Awkward Giraffe by Aliswan Awkward Giraffe :iconaliswan:Aliswan 2 1 Hydra by Aliswan Hydra :iconaliswan:Aliswan 0 0 Rural-ish NSW by Aliswan Rural-ish NSW :iconaliswan:Aliswan 2 0


Final Pucharu Polski Agility 2012  1 by feanutri Final Pucharu Polski Agility 2012 1 :iconfeanutri:feanutri 60 2 Final Pucharu Polski Agility 2012  6 by feanutri Final Pucharu Polski Agility 2012 6 :iconfeanutri:feanutri 101 7 Unexpected by feanutri Unexpected :iconfeanutri:feanutri 707 30 Flower Tongue by ShakilovNeel Flower Tongue :iconshakilovneel:ShakilovNeel 2,082 124 Bofur by JankaLateckova Bofur :iconjankalateckova:JankaLateckova 776 122 Kili by JankaLateckova Kili :iconjankalateckova:JankaLateckova 1,664 206 Concerning Hobbits by 0rdonLink Concerning Hobbits :icon0rdonlink:0rdonLink 11 1 LotR: Fog on the Barrow-downs by LadyElleth LotR: Fog on the Barrow-downs :iconladyelleth:LadyElleth 59 21 The Shire by sonicpixel The Shire :iconsonicpixel:sonicpixel 209 14 Arwen - young birch by MirachRavaia Arwen - young birch :iconmirachravaia:MirachRavaia 169 121 Aragorn by Esteljf Aragorn :iconesteljf:Esteljf 3,907 929 Splash Dogs 2 by Deliquesce-Flux Splash Dogs 2 :icondeliquesce-flux:Deliquesce-Flux 70 12 Caskett by slaveformusic Caskett :iconslaveformusic:slaveformusic 55 6 Farewell by Svenimal Farewell :iconsvenimal:Svenimal 353 14 Flying kitty by Svenimal Flying kitty :iconsvenimal:Svenimal 2,104 132



So... it has been a while, more than a while even! It's been an age!

My internet connection has been absolute shit, like a big steaming pile of cow shit (fell face-first into a cowpat when I was a kid, ah country life, how you have shaped my early memories for the better :P ) and I have been incapable of loading anything other than Facebook, Youtube and the occasional Wikipedia page. Fun times, and no DA for me :(

Anyway. An update would be in order then? An update for nobody to read. Here goes :P

Patrick! Patrick is my life lately. No, not a boyfriend, brother or fabulous gay friend - not even a human. My baby cockatiel, Patrick. He is my life lately. He and my other aminals. He's 6 months old now, and already talking! and humping everything in his cage (adolescent males, what can I say?) He says his name, and it. is. ADORABLE! There's a noise he adds at the beginning of his name sometimes that we're pretty sure is hello. So he'd be saying "Hello Patrick!" but this is also the word he repeats over and over when he's humping around in his cage. So either he's a very social little humper, or it's not a hello at all :P Maybe "horny Patrick" is what he's going for XD (His new nickname is Patrick the Fucknugget - can you guess why?)

That paragraph appeared out of nowhere. Wow. I am exhausted and cranky after the day I've had, and this goshawful Australian heat! so my brain works in strange ways. As the non-existent people reading this would have already seen. No apologies for the swearing either :P The brain gets tired, the fancy language goes, and in come the fucks, shits and buggers.

Photography... So I got my new camera a while ago. But most of my memory cards are just full of Patrick and Zoe, and crappy little experiments with light and composition that I've been doing in order to get used to the manual settings on a Nikon. So that's at a standstill, unless you enjoy being bombarded with cute cockatiel moments.

Also! I've been taking videos of Patrick, with my phone and my HD camera. Depends what's on hand. And most of said videos are here:

Writing = not happening. At all. Life is too empty for me to be writing. Sorry.

I must go now - movies to watch, games to be playing, money to be earned - you know the deal ;)
  • Reading: The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
  • Watching: LOTR: The Two Towers (w/ cast commentary)
  • Playing: ... Sims 3
  • Eating: Coco pops!
  • Drinking: Charlie's spirulina juice


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13-septembre Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2015
one more time, let's try...

happy birthday Alison :LongStemRose: 
Pajunen Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2014
Happy Birthday! :cake:
13-septembre Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2013
... Happy Birthday Alison ... ^.^
RubySummit Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2013  Student Photographer
Thanks for the watch :)
atlantiss505 Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2012
thanks for the fav :)
Mad42Sam Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2012   Digital Artist
Thank you for the fav )
Eddyisme Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2012
Oh by the way, you're welcome (for tha flower fave) (tips hat)
MagicBirdie Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
DDEBB Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Thank you for the fave.Sorry I didn't thank you before, I was travelling ^.^
StillWaving Featured By Owner May 27, 2012
thank you so so much for the fave :heart:
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